Inside The Legacy: Episode 997: Arminus’ Main Man Ain’t Nothin’ But A Punk (Spoilers)

Inside The Legacy

Episode 997

Arminus’ Main Man Ain’t Nothin’ But A Punk

Spoiler Alert: There’s a little that may spoil the Sith Warrior story in this post.

It wasn’t too long ago that Arminus was raving about his companion, Malavai Quinn. Malavai won Arminus’ friendship by showing he can be there for him no matter what trials and tribulations he faced. Malavai was supportive, caring, and a damn good healer. Arminus’ reciprocated this back to Malavai by giving him a place to live, food to eat, woman to sleep with, and ensuring he never died. It was an infinite circle of favors, that weren’t labeled as favors, because they loved to do things for each other. It was a relationship friendship they thought would never end.

They were inseparable and had a bond like no other couple, FRIENDS, BOND LIKE NO OTHER PAIR OF FRIENDS.

They were inseparable and had a bond like no other couple, FRIENDS, BOND LIKE NO OTHER PAIR OF FRIENDS.

Only until…..

Malavai pulled a dick move out on Arminus. No not his penis, he had betrayed Arminus. Upon arriving to the Transponder Vessel, Malavai revealed his true allegiance to Arminus’ former master, Darth Baras. He told Arminus that it was all fake, a ploy for someone who has more money and actually follows the dark side of the Force. The times they spent on different planets, laying on the ground sharing secrets, staring at the beauty of the moons. The times they spent at Cantina’s on the slots. The nights they shared together with Twi’lek women. It was all just to learn more about Arminus strengths and weaknesses. Malavai had taken advantage of Arminus’ Light side alignment.

Arminus of course whipped Malavai into a measuring bowl of scrambled eggs, but the love he had for this player prevented him from killing him. The Sith had shown mercy.

This is Arminus' type of revenge. Shitting on dead corpses.

This is Arminus’ type of revenge. Shitting on dead corpses.

Mercy seemed to be the right option though. Now Arminus finds fun in making a mockery of Malavai. When they arrived back to the ship, Arminus put him in a choke hold, tickling his toes until he screamed uncle, begging for forgiveness. Upon arriving to Corellia, Arminus let him die, then took a shit on his corpse, then t-bagged his eye sockets. Arminus’ will forever ridicule Malavai for his betrayal, and if a peep comes out regarding disliking it, it shall be a Force Choke to death.

Inside The Legacy is a series that starts with a mess of screenshots while playing SWTOR. It’s a series meaning to be comedic and provide insight to who the characters really are as individuals in the SWTOR universe… with a little humor.

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